No 1 wants to live in BRADFORD – my
home –
but the foreigners constantly in-
vade
it
and I ain’t talking ‘bout the Asians
or Polish
but the yuppies who constantly exploit
it
coming from the suburbs of Guiseley
and Ilkley
where all the road markings
are perfect
with their fancy cars parked in the disabled
bays / not giving a fly-
ing
fuck
‘bout any 1 but them-
selves
flocking into the new BROADWAY
poncing around with their noses in the air
the bistro is
full – fuck
off
home
<NO MORE BOOKINGS>
these postcode
snobs
are everywhere / so proud of their Leeds
heritage
they can’t take living in “THIS! DIRTY SHIT
HOLE!”
seeing all the needles and dog
muck
on the floor
homeless / pissed-
up day drinkers lurking under the arches of the train
station
they come and
go pass-
ing judgement on how we’re
living
cheeky cunts. Leaving behind trails of STARBUCKS
paper
coffee
cups every-
where they roam
forever moaning: “WHAT’S
THAT
SMELL?”
when there’s no public bogs left
the sewers overflow
with rubbish
too many takeaways
and somehow the weather’s always our
fault.
But it’s clear as day to us locals these out-
of-towner
freaks (of nature)
are the 1s responsible for bringing our
great city
down
to the ground
when none of em speak the language
and none of em actually
live
around here.
from DIY OR DIE
ANDY C DIY 