EVERYTHING YOU READ IN THE S*N IS A LIE

It’s not even a case of distort-
ing the
facts:

THE S*N LIES

but they won’t print that in big
letters

or even a small apology to the footy fans.

JFT96.
You’ll never read that
(definitely not in Liverpool).

Accurate transfer news? Nope.

Praise for Muslims? Nope.

Confessions of illegal wire-tappings? Nope.

Respect for women?
Never.

They’re giving away free tickets to FLAMINGO LAND
and some nobody just made it big
on X Factor

Syria’s getting bombed
– but that’s not real news

as far as THE SCUM’s concerned.

from APATHY WILL KILL US ALL