Hard work don’t
pay
if it did, show me rich donk-
ey?
not a Dogsbody who does as a Dogs-
body does: the most
work
@ the opposite end of the food
chain (go
figure)
another Jack-of-all-trades / master of
none
grafting for peanuts
jobbing / making stars outta the super-
iors
they always take the piss
would much rather do a BUKOWSKI and go drinking in the booze-
r
not stressing bout rent over-
due / factotum / swinging from role-to-
role
on temporary contracts
another part-time slave doing FT work / another
#
doing the crap jobs no 1 else wants
to
do
1st 1 to arrive / last 1 out the door
picking up banana skins / washing-
up plates / scrubbing skid marks off the
bogs
always cleaning up after people
taking the
lip
when things go
wrong
or anything goes missing
– ALL TO PAY THE BILLS
the Proletarian puts his / her [equal-opportuni-
TY] arse on the
line
to pay for a week’s shopping in
wages
just trying to make an honest day’s
living
whilst the Band 7ers never make eye
contact
leaving half-
drunk cups of peppermint
tea
@ their
decks
pushing pencils / scrolling through their e-
mails
buying shit off ETSY
always finding the time to plan another weekend away to CENTER
PARCS
with Grandma / Granddaddy and the
kids.
Sod this for a laugh.
ANDY C DIY 