REVIEW: YOU WOULDN’T FEED THIS TO YOUR DOG / JASON DENNESS

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38649795What da cover says:   Punk-poetry concoctions.

Best served cold with a slice of sarcasm.

What I says:  Andy Carrington is one hell of a poet, and one hell of a punk. I’m sure I say this every time but this collection is his best work to date.  Faultless writing, as up to date as you can get, KFC out of chicken gets a mention, what kind of moron phones 999 when a fast food restaurant is out of food?  The world seems to have become as dumb as a bag of hammers!

Some future classic titles here: “HIPSTER BEARDS ON FIRE”, “I’d never get tired stamping on JEREMY KYLE’s FACE” and “#TWATS”.

You’ll start off thinking “This guy seems to be a tad angry” and before you know it you be thinking “Fecking ‘ell this guy is spot on”.

Favourites from this collection are HIPSTER BEARDS ON FIRE…

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